Too Old For Drama
Too Old For Drama
Too Old For Drama. The group chat argues about tire pressure. You just ride. A funny motorcycle t-shirt for the rider who left the noise behind years ago and kept the miles. No brand wars, no forum fights, no drama. Just adventure motorcycle weekends and quiet gravel. The light colorway keeps it simple, White or Silver, with the slogan doing the talking. An easy pick among gifts for motorcycle riders who have heard it all. An Adventure Tee for the 95 percent of life you are not riding, not riding gear. Premium ring-spun cotton, designed by a rider who actually rides adventure. Unisex fit, true to size.
Fabric & Fit
Solid colors are 100% cotton. Heathers carry a bit of polyester, anywhere from 1% up to about half, depending on the shade. Ring-spun, combed, soft from day one. The cut is unisex and side-seamed, modern with a slight taper. Pre-shrunk, so it holds its shape after a wash. It runs true to size. Order your usual. Want more room, or between sizes? Size up.
Size Guide
Measurements are of the garment laid flat, in inches and centimetres. Width is across the chest, one inch below the armhole. Length is from the high point of the shoulder to the bottom hem. Allow up to 1.5 inches, about 4 cm, of variation between garments.
| Size | Width (in) | Width (cm) | Length (in) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 41.9 | 27 | 68.6 |
| S | 18 | 45.7 | 28 | 71.1 |
| M | 20 | 50.8 | 29 | 73.7 |
| L | 22 | 55.9 | 30 | 76.2 |
| XL | 24 | 61.0 | 31 | 78.7 |
| 2XL | 26 | 66.0 | 32 | 81.3 |
| 3XL | 28 | 71.1 | 33 | 83.8 |
Care Instructions
| Wash | Wash in cold water to preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight |