I Don't Crash, I Test Gravity Regularly
I Don't Crash, I Test Gravity Regularly
I Don't Crash, I Test Gravity Regularly. The back print sets the slogan above a rider tumbling off a crashed adventure bike, debris flying. Every adventure motorcycle rider owns this moment. A dropped bike in sand, the hill that won, the corner that taught physics. A funny motorcycle t-shirt that owns the crash instead of hiding it. It reads true from a Yamaha Tenere 700 to a KTM 390, because gravity does not check the badge. Also the easy pick among gifts for motorcycle riders with fresh scratches on the panniers. An Adventure Tee for the 95 percent of life you are not riding, not riding gear. Premium ring-spun cotton, designed by a rider who actually rides adventure. Unisex fit, true to size.
Size Guide
Measurements are of the garment laid flat, in inches and centimetres. Width is across the chest, one inch below the armhole. Length is from the high point of the shoulder to the bottom hem. Allow up to 1.5 inches, about 4 cm, of variation between garments.
| Size | Width (in) | Width (cm) | Length (in) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 41.9 | 27 | 68.6 |
| S | 18 | 45.7 | 28 | 71.1 |
| M | 20 | 50.8 | 29 | 73.7 |
| L | 22 | 55.9 | 30 | 76.2 |
| XL | 24 | 61.0 | 31 | 78.7 |
| 2XL | 26 | 66.0 | 32 | 81.3 |
| 3XL | 28 | 71.1 | 33 | 83.8 |