Too Old For Drama
Too Old For Drama
Too Old For Drama. Said quietly, in dark colors. This version of the design comes in Black and Heather Emerald, for the rider who wants the line without the glow. The point stands. Opinions are loud, gravel is quiet, and the adventure motorcycle does not argue back. A funny biker t-shirt for anyone whose riding years outnumber their patience for online debates. It sits naturally among biker gifts, for the rider who answers drama with a packed tank bag. An Adventure Tee for the 95 percent of life you are not riding, not riding gear. Premium ring-spun cotton, designed by a rider who actually rides adventure. Unisex fit, true to size.
Fabric & Fit
Solid colors are 100% cotton. Heathers carry a bit of polyester, anywhere from 1% up to about half, depending on the shade. Ring-spun, combed, soft from day one. The cut is unisex and side-seamed, modern with a slight taper. Pre-shrunk, so it holds its shape after a wash. It runs true to size. Order your usual. Want more room, or between sizes? Size up.
Size Guide
Measurements are of the garment laid flat, in inches and centimetres. Width is across the chest, one inch below the armhole. Length is from the high point of the shoulder to the bottom hem. Allow up to 1.5 inches, about 4 cm, of variation between garments.
| Size | Width (in) | Width (cm) | Length (in) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 41.9 | 27 | 68.6 |
| S | 18 | 45.7 | 28 | 71.1 |
| M | 20 | 50.8 | 29 | 73.7 |
| L | 22 | 55.9 | 30 | 76.2 |
| XL | 24 | 61.0 | 31 | 78.7 |
| 2XL | 26 | 66.0 | 32 | 81.3 |
| 3XL | 28 | 71.1 | 33 | 83.8 |
Care Instructions
| Wash | Wash in cold water to preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight |