I've Forgotten More Routs Than You'll Ever Ride
I've Forgotten More Routs Than You'll Ever Ride
I've Forgotten More Routs Than You'll Ever Ride. It's not a brag. It's arithmetic. This version comes in Black and Heather Emerald, the dark colorway of the design. For the rider who was out there before it was content, logging motorcycle routes when a ride report was a story at the bar, not a video. The number only goes up. A funny biker t-shirt that separates miles from talk, made for the adventure motorcycle crowd. The right gift for the rider who says nothing at the trailhead and then leads all day. An Adventure Tee for the 95 percent of life you are not riding, not riding gear. Premium ring-spun cotton, designed by a rider who actually rides adventure. Unisex fit, true to size.
Fabric & Fit
Solid colors are 100% cotton. Heathers carry a bit of polyester, anywhere from 1% up to about half, depending on the shade. Ring-spun, combed, soft from day one. The cut is unisex and side-seamed, modern with a slight taper. Pre-shrunk, so it holds its shape after a wash. It runs true to size. Order your usual. Want more room, or between sizes? Size up.
Size Guide
Measurements are of the garment laid flat, in inches and centimetres. Width is across the chest, one inch below the armhole. Length is from the high point of the shoulder to the bottom hem. Allow up to 1.5 inches, about 4 cm, of variation between garments.
| Size | Width (in) | Width (cm) | Length (in) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 41.9 | 27 | 68.6 |
| S | 18 | 45.7 | 28 | 71.1 |
| M | 20 | 50.8 | 29 | 73.7 |
| L | 22 | 55.9 | 30 | 76.2 |
| XL | 24 | 61.0 | 31 | 78.7 |
| 2XL | 26 | 66.0 | 32 | 81.3 |
| 3XL | 28 | 71.1 | 33 | 83.8 |
Care Instructions
| Wash | Wash in cold water to preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight |