I've Forgotten More Routs Than You'll Ever Ride funny biker t-shirt in white, by ADVTEES

I've Forgotten More Routs Than You'll Ever Ride

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$34.90
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I've Forgotten More Routs Than You'll Ever Ride funny biker t-shirt in white, by ADVTEES

I've Forgotten More Routs Than You'll Ever Ride

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    I've Forgotten More Routs Than You'll Ever Ride. Some maps live in your head. Most of them faded years ago. A funny motorcycle t-shirt for the veteran rider whose stories outnumber everyone else's plans. Decades on an adventure motorcycle leave you with motorcycle routes you cannot fully remember and a grin you cannot fully explain. This is the light colorway, White or Silver. It reads as a statement of mileage, not a brag. A strong pick among gifts for motorcycle riders, for the one who navigated by paper before GPS tracks existed. An Adventure Tee for the 95 percent of life you are not riding, not riding gear. Premium ring-spun cotton, designed by a rider who actually rides adventure. Unisex fit, true to size.


    Fabric & Fit

    Solid colors are 100% cotton. Heathers carry a bit of polyester, anywhere from 1% up to about half, depending on the shade. Ring-spun, combed, soft from day one. The cut is unisex and side-seamed, modern with a slight taper. Pre-shrunk, so it holds its shape after a wash. It runs true to size. Order your usual. Want more room, or between sizes? Size up.



    Size Guide

    Measurements are of the garment laid flat, in inches and centimetres. Width is across the chest, one inch below the armhole. Length is from the high point of the shoulder to the bottom hem. Allow up to 1.5 inches, about 4 cm, of variation between garments.

    Size Width (in) Width (cm) Length (in) Length (cm)
    XS 16.5 41.9 27 68.6
    S 18 45.7 28 71.1
    M 20 50.8 29 73.7
    L 22 55.9 30 76.2
    XL 24 61.0 31 78.7
    2XL 26 66.0 32 81.3
    3XL 28 71.1 33 83.8


    Care Instructions

    Wash Wash in cold water to preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print
    Dry Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee
    Store Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight

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